Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Baseball

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Family

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Upside

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Hide

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Orphanage

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

Priest

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

Time

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Home

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

iPhone

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Trouble

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Kid

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Parent

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.