Orphan Jokes

MattFat

I was the second worse thing to happen to those orphans

Anonymous

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents

Anonouymous Kid

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

ur mom

whats the differences between a orphan and a apple… an apple has a family tree

Anonymous
in Orphanage

What does Pikachu and a orphan have in common? Pikachu, I choose you!

Alex downes
in Adoption

What is a orphans favourite toy. A boomerang because it comes back

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Arthur aka ben

Why can’t orphsns play baseball

Because they don’t know where home is

Anonymous

I saw an orphan take a selfie… oh man that was one alone family photo.

Anonymous

Why did the orphan cross the road? To reunite with his parents

Tommyinit

Girl come hear my parents aren’t home orphan mine are never

Tommyinit

Ok guys I think we should stop being mean that will tell their grandparent’s

Anonymous

what do you call your dad

you dont hahahahaha nickher but hole rape

Camden @camobra on tiktok

Why can’t a orphan play kick ball be cause the can’t hit the home plate

Anonymous

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t came back with the milk

Nadine

I made a website about orphans…

It didn’t have a home page!

Anonymous

what do an orphan and a blind person that is the same they both cant see there perants

Anonymous

What did the doctor say to the orphan?

“I can’t help you with cancer, I’m a family doctor”

Anonymous

You do orphans love doing crime?

Cuz they want to be wanted

Anonymous

What do you do when your bored? I beat up orphans What are they gonna do? Tell there parents?