Orphan Jokes

Ava

knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr

Someone

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Apples get picked…

cracked 2.0

why do orphans play gta so they can feel wanted

easports

what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company

Anonymous

why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted

Hit

Anonymous

I figure it's ok to hit orphans What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Anonymous

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option

ArrestDeezNutsOnYourForehead

What does the F in orphan stand for? Family

CareBear

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

pickle rickle nickle

why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk

inara

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les

logan

why cant orphan play baseball because they cant find home

Difference

Anonymous

What's the difference between and apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

A cow

in Movie

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home alone.

Kick

Anonymous

there should be kick an orphan" what are they gonna do? tell their parent?

Sewyidk

Me:I saw your parents yesterday

Orphan girl: Where

Me:The coffin was still open

Perspective

All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic

Big Gill

I made a website for orphans but it wouldn’t let me put a home page

Baseball

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a orphan and a apple Apples get picked.