Orphan Jokes

knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Apples get picked…

why do orphans play gta so they can feel wanted

what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company

why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted

I figure it's ok to hit orphans What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option

What does the F in orphan stand for? Family

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les

why cant orphan play baseball because they cant find home

What's the difference between and apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home alone.

there should be kick an orphan" what are they gonna do? tell their parent?

Me:I saw your parents yesterday

Orphan girl: Where

Me:The coffin was still open

All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic

I made a website for orphans but it wouldn’t let me put a home page

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home

What is the difference between a orphan and a apple Apples get picked.