Orphan Jokes

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why can't orphans be gay? Chase they have no one to call daddy.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home i

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones

GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They can’t run to home.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the isle.

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents

What does the F in orphan stand for? Family

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents

Why do orphans like Boomerangs ? Because they come back

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can’t find their way home

why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents

why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence