Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because, they can’t find home!
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball. Because they can’t find home
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
orphans will eat toes for food
Me:hey I’m your mom orphan:yay you came back me:sike
What is an orphan’s favorite event
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
The orphan had to earn money because he didn’t have parents to give him/her and allowance…
What show does an orphan hate?
Why Do Orphans Have An IPhone X? - Because There Is No Home Button.
If Jeffy goes to a orphanage he will die how is he supposed to move
Man: oi dude why did you shoot the orphans!? Other man: because Man: because why!? Other man: because who are they gonna tell their parents?
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad: