Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do… tell his parents

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Kid at schools tells and orphan i fucked your mom orphan whats a mom?

orphans have no parents

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Why don’t orphans play football? They have no home field

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!

Why cant orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

Why cant orphans play baseball?

they never hit home

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Why can’t orphans play baseball

Because they don’t have a home base

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.