Orphan Jokes

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Anonymous

fuck

moose

why can't orphans be gay? Chase they have no one to call daddy.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Emogurl12

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Emogurl12

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Anonymous

orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones

fat ugly orphan

GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......

Oliver Gaspar

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They can’t run to home.

Anonymous

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Anonymous

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the isle.

Anonymous

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Anonymous

what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents

Anonymous

What does the F in orphan stand for? Family

Anonymous

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted

Anonymous

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents

Anonymous

Why do orphans like Boomerangs ? Because they come back

Anonymous

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can’t find their way home

ball sack

why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents

Anonymous

why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence