Family Size jokes
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!