Family Size jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.