Family Size jokes
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.