TV series jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?

"Orange is the new black."

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Hodor.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"