The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Hodor.
