TV series jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?

"Orange is the new black."

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Hodor.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.