Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.