Orphan jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.