What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
