Orphan jokes

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

"Like if u cry everytime."

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?