Oral Sex jokes
Jarod (馃槒): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (馃槦): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (馃槥): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (馃槸): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (馃槖): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (馃): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (馃え): Or not?
Y'uree (馃檮): Shut up, man!
Jarod (馃槧): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What鈥檚 the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I eat ass.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 馃捀馃榿
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 馃憛馃崙
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.