Oral Sex jokes
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Jarod (馃槒): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (馃槦): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (馃槥): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (馃槸): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (馃槖): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (馃): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (馃え): Or not?
Y'uree (馃檮): Shut up, man!
Jarod (馃槧): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 馃憛馃崙
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
I eat ass.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.