Oral Sex jokes

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

I eat ass.

Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.