OR jokes
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.