Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
OR Jokes
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
