What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics
not being retarded
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics I AM keeping Trak
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLYMPIC SPORT... DODGE THE COATHANGER
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul
