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Old Jokes

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people