I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people