Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b
What is a playground that is old
.? A rotten playground
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
what do you call a old snowman answer water
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old
Because Stellas hot
