What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."