Whats the difference between a 14 year old boy and a 8 year old boy. The 14yo is on top the 8yo is on bottom
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? -- One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
