OH jokes

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

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    • "Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

    "He died."

    "Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

    (After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

    Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

    I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

    Doctor: Oh, I see.

    Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

    Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

    One day I went to talk to my friend.

    "Hi John!" I said.

    No response.

    "Oh, yeah."

    I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

    "Hope that helps!"

    I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

    A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

    Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

    A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

    The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”

    “Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

    “Ten,” says the doctor.

    “What, years? Months?!”

    “Nine...”

    "Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

    "Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

    I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

    Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

    Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

    doctor: you need to eat healthy.

    me: no.

    doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

    me: oh my goodness.

    doctor: in a plane crash.

    me: that sounds unrelated.

    doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!