Offensive jokes
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!