Offensive

Offensive Jokes

Sexual Assault

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Music

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Parent

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Dog

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Crack

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Child

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

Pussy

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

Orphan

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

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  • Orphan

    When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

    Dick

    In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

    My dick.

    Pride Month

    This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

    What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

    Toilet

    My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

    Boy

    I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.