A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
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I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
guys we should stop making orphan jokes.. There parents will get mad.... oh wait.. Continue 🙂
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This joke is kinda offensive but here you go. What’s the longest joke of the year ..... pride month
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
