If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball. receiving golden showers from other black team mates.
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
what do girls and rocks have in comen
the flat ones get skipped
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
