Offensive jokes
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee