Offensive jokes
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Fuck Jewkraine!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.