Offensive jokes
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."