I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
yo mammas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
