Offensive jokes

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.