Offensive jokes
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My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.