Offensive jokes
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Nice cock, bitch.
69, 420, 21.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.