Offensive jokes
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"