Offensive Jokes

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Balls.

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

What is a "dad?"

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US “RETARDS”. IT IS COOL.

why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."