Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
What do you call a man with no legs? Hangman
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
I am only here because me no like blues clues lgbtq episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do ok. And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support unlike me in which I don’t support it
americans live in the U.S.A. the quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
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What is a "dad"?
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
Ur mums queef was like a fucking hurricane 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball. receiving golden showers from other black team mates.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)
There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)
Who's better hitler or Jesus? Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 were as Hitler made meat for 10,000😅😅😅😅 (no offense) (To circumcised people)
me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT
what do you call a s.i.m.p, adrian
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
