What is a "dad"?
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US “RETARDS”. IT IS COOL.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
what do you call a man who offended an nfl player...
odin floyd
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way