Offensive jokes

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

I AM SO SORRY!

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Balls.

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

What is a "dad?"

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?