Offensive jokes
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Nice cock, bitch.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
69, 420, 21.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
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Balls.