Offensive jokes
your mom
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Ha, gay!
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Your fat!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.