Offensive

Offensive jokes

Market

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Hitler

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Music

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Society

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

Memes

System

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Vegetarian

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Train

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Toilet

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Boy

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Birthday

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

Abortion

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Kid

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

Land Mine

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

Orphan

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Brother

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.