Offensive jokes
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Ha, gay!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.