Offensive

Offensive jokes

Hitler

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Market

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Music

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Society

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

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    Sigma

    (The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

    A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

    Train

    I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

    Vegetarian

    Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

    Toilet

    My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

    Boy

    I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

    Birthday

    My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

    No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

    Abortion

    Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

    Kid

    Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

    He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

    Land Mine

    I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

    Autistic person

    Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

    Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

    (Not meant to be triggering).

    Orphan

    When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

    Brother

    So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

    Man

    What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

    Odin Floyd.