Milk

Anonymous

My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk

Adrian

ya boi kyson aka skinny pp

what do you call a s.i.m.p, adrian

Delivery

TheBackBum

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

German

@kaching_memes

what do u call hitler

gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh

4

Hope

kys

me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Country

Anonymous

What is mexico’s favourite sport? Cross country

Bus

samama

what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids

Difference

Hayden

Why the actual f… is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers

Sleep

durian

What do you call Jamieilyah When she is sleeping? Sleeping beauty

Suck

Anonymous

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

Victim

Anonymous

who are the fastest readers in the world

the 9/11 victims they went through 200 stories

Bigness

big peenus

i have a big cock

Personal

molten

what you call a indian person not starving dead

Fat

Ello

Hi guys I’m back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I’m going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your’s >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say “here. I got your toothbrush ready for you” Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can’t wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don’t want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)

 Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. 
      So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Guy

D

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

Friend

Elsa

What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher

Eating

Jennie

Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!

Jack and Jill

Anonymous

Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny