Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Fraser smells.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I smell like skunk.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
