Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
My Anus smells
i farted
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
whatβs red and smells like blue paint? red paint
What did one butt cheek say to the other? βBetween you and me, it stinks in here!β
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Pedophiles smell good
