With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You smell!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
My anus smells.
I farted.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Y'all smell like ass!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
