With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You smell!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Enyawโs fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
My anus smells.
i farted
So Iโm riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: โSon! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?โ
Me: โWhy dad?โ
Dad: โBecause it ainโt got no pop!โ
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What is something that smells yuck? ๐คฎ
Old bus seats.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
