Odor

Odor Jokes

Cleanliness

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Gas

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Poo

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Deodorant

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Trashcan

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Hair

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Cheek

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Fanny

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Fart

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”