why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
