Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Your mama so fat she sunk atlantis even though its in the ocean
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
What is the difference between Madeline Macan and a Submarine..... they are both full of sea men and are at the bottom of the ocean
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
