No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck š
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Iron jug.
what is a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do a penis and a Rubikās Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks donāt speak, silly!
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
