What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Object Jokes
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
