Object jokes
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I like dick.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Penis, neck, rope?
I have a match!
My ass, your face.