Object jokes
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I like dick.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"