10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Number.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
