Nothing jokes

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

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Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?

They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.