Nothing jokes

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

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Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.