Nothing jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

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There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.