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There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
EHO?
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
