What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
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I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
EHO?
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
