Nothing jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Memes
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Don't listen.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.