Nothing jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

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Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Daveon...

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!