What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
What is your name.what am I pointing at 👃🏽.and what am I holding.hahaha!!!!! ????????knows nothing
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears
What did the orphan say to the adopter. Nothing he just stared
Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Whats the difference between father's and hurricanes?
Nothing.They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
What did the lampost say to the other lampost. Nothing because it cant speak
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
