What is your name.what am I pointing at 👃🏽.and what am I holding.hahaha!!!!! ????????knows nothing
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
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What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost. Nothing because it cant speak
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
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Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texed Oerien last night around 2:00 am?
Jalie: NO I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him ‘dude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proof’. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says ‘listen this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishes’. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they don’t want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes ‘FINE ILL DO THE DISHES’
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Addison.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
