Not jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
When is a door not a door?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Jokes are not funny.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
I love not much.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.