Not jokes

Tree

    • Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

    A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

    Not memes

    Smell

    • One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

    Hater

    • jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

    Street

    • A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.

    Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."

    The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!

    Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"

    The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.

    Man: "Dolly!"

    Orphan

    • Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

    Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

    Website

    • "Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

    Relationship

    • Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

    Road

    • “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

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    • Brother

    • This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

    The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

    The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

    Do the voice in your head.

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