what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber.
I had to get from you forehead to your big ass nose
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
what did the nose say to the finger
stop picking me
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
How do you say nose in Spanish?
hmm.... No se.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
