Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
