No one jokes
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin