No one jokes
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Sorry but, no one asked.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Memes
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)