No one jokes
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Sorry but, no one asked.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Memes
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.