No one jokes
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.