There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
No one
Absolutely no one
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK
what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah
Why can't a orphan go to school? They have no one to sign the parent signature.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If you ever think no one cares about you?
Kill someone, than the news will.
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
Why can ́ t you teach an orphan NEW tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
Albert is an homophobic guy, His cousin Franco also an homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert wasn't knowing that because he came late at night, Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed thinking he would not come at home, Albert laid on his bed thinking there's no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why can't Orphans have sex... Because they have no one to call daddy
