No one jokes
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
No one:
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.