Night jokes
I love going to sleep at night.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Good night.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.