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I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

What do bats like to eat?

Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂

"Have fun at school night" is what?

What time is it when it gets dark out?

Bed time.

There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."

Good night.

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.

I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"

The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."

After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.