imma monch ur nans feet at 3 am tonight ngl
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do what a good night of a good
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Have fun at school 🏫 night is what
What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed 🛌 time
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Eeee is a time for a tree night out to a tree 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree
Good night
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights
my grandmother said goodnight...
she never said good morning
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks; "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?" The mom replies with, "We are playing house," "We'll will let you play when you're older, " The dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny. Who was ironically Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older." After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother." His dad said.
One night my brother asked me," Am I a pro gamer?", I say," No you're not a Pro-grammer
