Worst Jokes Ever
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What is red and puts out fire?
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?