Worst Jokes Ever
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Tell who we are.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
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Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Where's your off button?