Worst Jokes Ever

Iron jug.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Racism.

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

What is a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"