Worst Jokes Ever
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Cunt.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.