Worst Jokes Ever
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I sucked a dick.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.