Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
I wank over Rose Watson.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?