Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!