Worst Jokes Ever
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Gay.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎