Worst Jokes Ever
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Your life.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
you.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"