Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
U were accidental.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Penis.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
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