Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.