Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!