Worst Jokes Ever

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

Lady: What did you do?

Man: I took a day off...

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Mosely in a white van.

What's the difference between you and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

I fucked your mum!

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!

You know Sally? She's dead now.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.