Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
My dick is longer than your life.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why am I idiot?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.