Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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  • Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

    "Moo!" says the second.

    When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

    What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

    Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

    She was fed up with the hole business.