Worst Jokes Ever
My dick is longer than your life.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why am I idiot?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
👌neck
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.