Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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