Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Abortion clinic

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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  • Basement

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    Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

    Guy

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    A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.

    The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.

    The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"

    The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."

    Sally

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    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

    What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

    What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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  • Steak

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    A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

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  • Abortion

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    So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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  • Rape

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    I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

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  • Girl

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    So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

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  • Baby

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    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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