What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Worst Jokes Ever
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Yo mama!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
