Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."