Worst Jokes Ever
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Puzzle
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Gvido gubis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?