Worst Jokes Ever
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
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What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Who am I sitting next to?
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What is Jay?
Phat.