I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Worst Jokes Ever
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
