Worst Jokes Ever
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
My dad died lol.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.